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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 17:00
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
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No way
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Just Forget it!
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Still no good
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
What is the most memorable thing that happened in your college days?
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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